After teasing a big announcement for many days, Milo Yiannopoulos has finally delivered by announcing the formation of a trolling empire that may shake the foundation of politically correct society right down to its very core!
“This isn’t some vanity nameplate on a personal blog. This is a fully tooled-up talent factory and management company dedicated to the destruction of political correctness and the progressive left,” Yiannopoulos said in a public statement about his new operation called MILO Inc.
Despite being just announced, MILO Inc. already boasts $12 million dollars in shadow capital from undisclosed donors. If Yiannopoulos’ announcement is any indicator, it does not seem like this big money investment is going to restrain Milo. From his bold words, he plans to be as controversial and untethered as ever in his return.
MILO Inc. has already announced Free Speech Week at UC Berkeley, scheduled tentatively for the fall. Yiannopoulos will give out the inaugural Mario Savio Award for Free Speech, named for the late Berkeley activist best remembered for his iconic revolutionary speech in 1964. Free Speech Week will single out targets such as feminism, Black Lives Matter and Islam to highlight their hostility to the cause of free speech.
Yiannopoulos will announce further details about his developing projects during his “Cinco de Milo” party in Florida on May 5. He will discuss the publication of his upcoming book, Dangerous, as well as his new campus tour. Milo’s charity, the Yiannopoulos Privilege Grant, has already selected its first ten recipients. Although Milo has been laying low for the past few months, he has clearly been plotting behind the scenes to read his next moves.
“I will lead the charge against censorious campus feminists, thuggish Antifa activists, elitist professors, lying journalists and the assorted enemies of free expression in media, academia and Hollywood,” Yiannopoulos said. “And now I can afford to bring a bunch of my fabulous friends with me everywhere I go!”
Yiannopoulos concluded his announcement by saying, “I’d like to say thank you to my haters for this great gift. Your furious tweets will heat my pool.”